I feel dirty

[donnaimmaculata]

My second (and last) Squickfest submission is up, and it's Mary Sue/Ron's feet.

No graphic sex this time, nor too much graphic foot action, but it's got Mary Sue in all her glory, including name, hair, past, powers, and... a Dark Secret. Extra bonus: author's notes in the text and pop song lyrics.

And Ron's feet.

Come on, you know you want to.

Comments

[frankie-lee.livejournal.com]

In the words of NPR's Jim Nader... "Sweet Lord." LOL!!

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

Heh! Thanks! Mary Sue can be a lot of fun, honestly.

[soawen.livejournal.com]

omg that was liek 2 cut!!!1 theyrluvisso...uhm,downtoearth. yea.

The pet unicorn killed me which was a good thing, for when she turned out to be a dragoness I would have died of horror anyway ;)

Oh, and right now my biggest wish is to switch haircare!spy!Snape with canon!Snape *eg*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! thanx for R&r!! u roKc!!

The pet unicorn was a must, and I was particularly proud when I realised how well the dragoness goes with "Eternal Flame". Meta, I tell you, meta!

switch haircare!spy!Snape with canon!Snape

I should have rephrased the disclaimer: I don't own Haircare!Snape. He belongs to the legions of Sevvie-loving Mary Sue writers.

I do feel tempted to write a fully-fledged SexGod!Snape fic now, though...

[soawen.livejournal.com]

I just meant that it would be interesting to see what canon!Snape would do in your - or any - MS fic ;)

Potential challenge for hpsquick100: beautiful!Snape?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

AK the silly bint? Or feed her poison. Both very appealing alternatives.

I'm sure there's a fic out there where something like that happens. There's definitely a comic by Pirate Monkey exploiting this topic.

[soawen.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Sparkelypoo - home of the glittery people. That comic should be force-fed to every person who wants to write fanfiction.

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Okay, here I am. That was so fantastically gross, which is exactly what I'd expect from you. Dead pet unicorn, Ron momentarily changing his lust object to Snape, the feet fetish. The uterus that would hold the saviour. Hee!

But, it was the song lyrics that killed me. Eternal flame? Bwah! And it was, what, The Backstreet Boys in Ron's soundtrack?

The only problem with good writers writing Mary Sue is the stories are actually good. I laughed my ass off, which is definitely better than the peeking-through-my-fingers horror that usually accompanies the Sue pain.

And yay! I get to use my teary sue icon.

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

That was so fantastically gross, which is exactly what I'd expect from you.

Um. Thanks. I think. *g*

The foot fetish was part of the challenge. I couldn't have written it otherwise. Foot sex makes my brain curl up in a corner and whimper pitifully.

I think the lyrics are NSYNC's, though I'm no expert.

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Honestly! I'm not!

Good to know it made you laugh. I'm happy to entertain :-) And as there is something very cathartic about writing a Mary Sue, we all benefit from the little project.

Your Sue icon roxx! Never fails to make me laugh when I encounter it.