I feel dirty

[donnaimmaculata]

My second (and last) Squickfest submission is up, and it's Mary Sue/Ron's feet.

No graphic sex this time, nor too much graphic foot action, but it's got Mary Sue in all her glory, including name, hair, past, powers, and... a Dark Secret. Extra bonus: author's notes in the text and pop song lyrics.

And Ron's feet.

Come on, you know you want to.

Comments

[soawen.livejournal.com]

omg that was liek 2 cut!!!1 theyrluvisso...uhm,downtoearth. yea.

The pet unicorn killed me which was a good thing, for when she turned out to be a dragoness I would have died of horror anyway ;)

Oh, and right now my biggest wish is to switch haircare!spy!Snape with canon!Snape *eg*

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! thanx for R&r!! u roKc!!

The pet unicorn was a must, and I was particularly proud when I realised how well the dragoness goes with "Eternal Flame". Meta, I tell you, meta!

switch haircare!spy!Snape with canon!Snape

I should have rephrased the disclaimer: I don't own Haircare!Snape. He belongs to the legions of Sevvie-loving Mary Sue writers.

I do feel tempted to write a fully-fledged SexGod!Snape fic now, though...

[soawen.livejournal.com]

I just meant that it would be interesting to see what canon!Snape would do in your - or any - MS fic ;)

Potential challenge for hpsquick100: beautiful!Snape?

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

AK the silly bint? Or feed her poison. Both very appealing alternatives.

I'm sure there's a fic out there where something like that happens. There's definitely a comic by Pirate Monkey exploiting this topic.

[soawen.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Sparkelypoo - home of the glittery people. That comic should be force-fed to every person who wants to write fanfiction.